Nakkodile Rock

(Sung to the tune of Crocodile Rock, by Elton John.)

I remember back when we were kids

Me and Egbert were the best of friends

Rose was practicin’ psychology

And we had Jade Harley; she was cute as could be.

But the weirdest memory I’ve got

Was when I made a killing at the Stocks;

Then I found myself a’cookin’ in a pot

They were Nakkin’ and yakkin’ and I wished that they’d stop

WELP!

Naks nakkin’ all around me

and their feet just won’t keep still.

I never knew me a hotter time

and I hope I never will.

O’ Jegus! I swear in Gog’s name

That Terezi troll, now, she’s insane

I don’t know why I even started playing this game.

NAAAAAAAAAK, NAKNAKNAKNAK NAAAAAAK

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAAAAAAAK

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

Things are different now

Bro took his bow.

Egbert reached the god tier but I don’t care how

Davesprite’s out there marchin’ his own tune

and Rose just left me when she hijacked our Moon.

Spite of all of this I still don’t get

Why my consorts were such pieces of shit

I bet the other guys got somethin’ cool

and I’m stuck with these nakking dumb homo tools

Naks nakkin’ all around me

and their feet just won’t keep still.

I never knew me a hotter time

and I hope I never will.

O’ Jegus! I swear in Gog’s name

That Terezi troll, now, she’s insane

I don’t know why I even started playing this game.

NAAAAAAAAAK, NAKNAKNAKNAK NAAAAAAK

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAAAAAAAK

NAKNAKNAKNAKNAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

You are my personal hero.

2 years ago with 11 notes — via theargylegargoyle



Anime Fest Recap

So, It’s the day after AnimeFest and I’m a weird swirling mass of emotions. It was fun but it was basically a roller-coaster of highs and lows for everyone. Luckily more up than down. It started out sort of rough, two of my friends got off on the wrong foot due to a misunderstanding and I’m really hoping I can help mend it in time for the next convention so we can all hang out and I don’t need to split my time between the two.

The people I was rooming with are kind of amazing: Momaya, GeneralIvan, and his lovely girlfriend Antipediophobe along with two of my University friends ItsAndyTime and TheArgyleGargoyle. There was much laughing and silliness in the wee hours of the morning.

The Homestuck photoshoot was a small disaster, Too many people and not enough Momayas to go around and herd people into place. We did get the shots though and that’s what counts. However I was super stressed and no fun to be around. I had to channel Bitch Kanaya at one point and tell off this awful little Ita Lolita girl during the shoot but that’s of no real consequence.

Let me just say that I really am fond of all of the people I roomed with, thank you for making my AnimeFest wonderful :)

3 years ago with 6 notes



itsandytime:

golbatt:

generalivan:

Back from AnimeFest.

GOD DAMMIT, CHRIS

Most beautiful thing that could have happened that night

And that is why this con was amazing

GOD DAMMIT, CHRIS.




GeneralIvan as Bro Vs. Momaya as The Black Goat of The Woods.

GeneralIvan as Bro Vs. Momaya as The Black Goat of The Woods.

3 years ago with 5 notes



of Hallway Cons, Polish Food, and Magical Girls

Went to StripCon today with the ever fabulous Camille and Rachel and we met up with the lovely Anna, Chris, Tory, and several other Homestuck bros whom I did not catch the names of (I’m sorry, I’m a terrible person). The con was tiny but really fun. Camille and I were dressed as Star Fleet officers and we ended up wining 3rd place in the costume contest~ (pictures to come)

We ended up going to a little polish resturaunt one of the Artists suggested to us and it was delicious. I wish it was’t so far away or I’d go back. Everyone was so much fun and it was great to just be able to talk with everyone and hang out in a group. I haven’t done that in ages and these DFW Homesteakers are pretty quality people.

This little meet up finally spurred me into watching some Madoka. I only got two episodes in and switched to Princess Tutu. The ADD is kicking in. I’ll finish it eventually I’m sure. Maybe.

3 years ago with 2 notes